My Onewheel for your motorcycle (trade) (Elgin)

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What's cooler than rolling around on two wheels? Rolling around on ONE! That's why you should trade your 70s/80s project bike for my Onewheel Pint.
Here's what I'm looking for: -1970s or 1980s motorcycle -Running, or at least close to it--project bikes welcome -Has title -650cc or less--preferably around 350 My Onewheel is super fun.
I'm only trading it because the dang thing just isn't dangerous enough for me.
Here's the details: -Model is Onewheel Pint.
These are priced at $1,050 new -Works like new -Currently under 100 miles on it, which is verifiable in the Onewheel app.
People put a few thousand miles on these things no problem -Some scratches to the rails and front and rear "bumpers", which are replaceable parts -Charger included