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I am offering 3 different types of services.
#1- being the most affordable to #3 being most expensive
--Your e-girl can be given a set of 3 commands and 3 responses to your liking.
More than 3 commands are extra.
Up to 10 commands the e-girl can handle as this is all still new technology being deployed.
Have you been lonely, would you like for someone to ask.
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"How was your day.
(says name).
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Your new e-girlfriend can! Just for an example.
--Your girlfriend can be any race to your liking: Blonde, Latina, Indian, Asian, Ebony, Brunette, Etc.
--Your girlfriend can have any hair color, any eye color to your choosing as well.
--DISCRESCION--
OF COURSE, we can make your e-girlfriend say nasty and slutty things to your choosing even say your name.
BUT WE WILL NOT create ANYTHING to do with children!!! DO NOT ASK!!! Off with your head if that's what you're into!!
Also, OF COURSE we can make your e-girlfriend resemble or mimic anyone to your choosing, BUT we will not use ANY real world people examples.
Celebrities, and public figures descriptions are good enough, DO NOT send an actual picture of a loved one or someone you know!! That's not cool.
You can reference anyone to a celebrity or something of that nature.
WE DONT WANT YOUR PICTURES!
AND NO TAYLOR SWIFT REFERENCES!!! PLEASE WE'RE BEGGING NOT TO ASK! You can ask for your E-Girlfriend to resemble her but due to the recent news involving her WE ARE UNABLE TO MIMIC HER OR HER LIKENESS, we hope you may understand!
I have more funds than deals!
NO WEIRD REQUEST! PLEASE.