Home Office Shredder: Multi-Sheet High-Security Micro-Cut Paper/CD/etc - $39 (Round Rock)

The bestest, mostest shredder you can get – what else needs to be written.
Oh, yeah.
Brand new.
Never been used or out of the box.
My wife got it for her mother to use, but she never did.
Weight: 22.
3 pounds.
Dimensions: 14 x 12 x 22 inches